Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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