I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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