This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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