where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
a bad idea.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.