I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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