i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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