i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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