it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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