I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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