Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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