is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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