I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Someone signed my nipple.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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