I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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