He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The adults are the big ones right?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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