Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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