6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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