i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
