Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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