Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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