How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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