Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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