So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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