He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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