i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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