I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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