He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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