If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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