GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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