Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think my moral compass just broke
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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