How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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