We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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