Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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