Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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