yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ugly people sure do ruin things
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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