Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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