You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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