There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
is it fun? or sober?
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