Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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