Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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