My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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