i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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