We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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