Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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