i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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We need a shit load of segways right now
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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