So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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