Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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