I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My feet surprised me
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize