i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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