Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my sisters under your porch take her home
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
