Where is the hickey?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
This baby is an asshole
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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