They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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