Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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