your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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