this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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