I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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