I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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